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This video of the Oscars Opening uses various intertextual refreences the lyrics are as follows:

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How do you make a great opening number for the Oscars? Get a bunch of Broadway talent to do it.

The production number, "Moving Pictures," sung by Tony-winning Academy Awards host Neil Patrick Harris and "Into the Woods" star Anna Kendrick, was written by Academy Award-winning "Frozen" songwriters Robert Lopez (The Book of Mormon, Avenue Q) and Kristen Anderson-Lopez (Up Here).

The visuals edited Harris into classic films from "The Wizard of Oz" to "Star Wars" to "Into the Woods."
The middle section of the song, as sung by Jack Black, aped Stephen Sondheim's "Witch's Rap" from Into the Woods, and he warned Harris that he would be “better off polishing your Tony." Kendrick drove him off by yelling “Beat it” and flinging her Cinderella shoe at him.
The Lopez's graciously shared the lyrics to the song with Playbill.com. Check them out below.

NEIL

CHECK OUT
THE GLAMOUR
THE GLITTER
PEOPLE TWEETING ON THE TWITTER
AND NO ONE’S DRUNK AND BITTER YET CAUSE NO ONE HAS LOST!

LOOK AT
THE DIAMONDS
THE DRESSES
PEOPLE GOING TO EXCESSES
THE STRESS IS ON AND EVERYBODY’S FINGERS ARE CROSSED
WE KNOW THE SHOW IS LOVE SO WE'RE BEHAVING OUR BEST
BUT I SECRETLY HOPE SOMEONE PULLS A KANYE WEST

(Points to Clint Eastwood)

BUT WE ARE HERE TONIGHT
WITH OUR XANAX AND DIOR
THANK YOU LISTS AND PUBLICISTS
WHO FOUGHT THE OSCAR WAR
TONIGHT WE TOAST WHAT WE LOVE MOST
AND I AM THRILLED TO BE YOUR HOST
CAUSE
ALL OF IT IS FOR:

MOVING PICTURES
SHADOWS AND LIGHT
LIKE A MAGIC TRICK
DONE IN PLAIN SIGHT
WHY DO WE LOVE THEM?
WHY DO WE CARE?
WHEN THEY’RE JUST MOVING PICTURES
THAT AREN’T REALLY THERE?

BUT THEN I THINK OF CHAPLIN
AND MONROE
AND ARGO
AND FARGO
OR WHEN MARTY MADE HIS CAR GO BACK IN TIME AT THE MALL

AND THEN THERE’S BARDOT
AND BRANDO
AND BILLY DEE AS LANDO
OR WHEN SHARON WENT COMMANDO AND UNSETTLED US ALL

I GASP WHEN INDY GOES BACK FOR HIS HAT
OR WHEN I THINK OF ALL THE TENSION BETWEEN BEN & MATT

(spoken)
Oh my stars. . .

I LOVE TRANSFORMERS THAT TRANSFORM
AND PERFECT STORMS THAT STORM
SMALL TOWN GIRLS WHO CHANGE THE WORLD
BY CHALLENGING THE NORM
GODFATHER TWO
THE MOVIE “CLUE”
ALL THESE FILMS INSPIRE YOU
TO STAND UP AND PERFORM!

MOVING PICTURES
TAKE US OVER THE RAINBOW ACROSS THE FIELDS OF OUR DREAMS
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT TO DEFEAT AND TO FIGHT EVIL SCHEMES
TO SWIM OR TO SWING
TO DANCE OR TO SING
TO FLEE DOWN A FLIGHT IN FRIGHT
YES, MOVING PICTURES
ARE COMING TO LIFE TONIGHT

ANNA	NEIL
MOVING PICTURES WHERE IS MY SHOE? Why, yes! (Harmony) BACK TO MOOOOOVING PICTURES AND ALSO IMPROVE YOU I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS EXCEPT FOR IN GONE GIRL WHEN THAT LADY SLIT YOUR THROAT!!!	(Counterpoint) MOVING PICTURES IS THIS YOUR JIMMY CHOO? (Harmony) BACK TO MOOOOOOVING PICTURES AND HOW THEY CAN MOVE YOU THE JOY OF PRETENDING

NEIL

Spoiler alert.

ANNA and NEIL

MOVING PICTURES --

JACK BLACK

Stoooooppppppppppp!  (beat) This is what you’re being like:

JACK BLACK

“MOVIES MOVIES
WOW THEY ROCK!”

WELL, ONCE THEY DID
BUT LISTEN KIDS
IT’S ALL A BIG CROCK
NOW IT’S MARKET TRENDS, FICKLE FRIENDS AND HOLLYWOOD BALONEY
BELIEVE ME NEIL, YOU’RE BETTER OFF JUST POLISHING YOUR TONY
THIS INDUSTRY’S IN FLUX
IT’S RUN BY MUCKAMUCKS
PITCHIN' TENTS FOR TENT POLES
AND CHASIN’ CHINESE BUCKS
OPENING WITH LOTS OF ZEROES
ALL WE GET ARE SUPERHEROES
SUPERMAN. SPIDER MAN, JEDIMAN
BATMAN , SEQUELMAN, PREQUELMAN – FORMULAIC SCRIPTS
AND AFTER FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY THEY’LL ALL HAVE LEATHER WHIPS!
IN A WORLD WHERE OUR BRAINS ARE BECOMING MACHINES
THE ONLY SCREENS WE’RE WATCHING ARE THE SCREENS IN OUR JEANS!

NEIL

YES GREENLIT FILMS CAN STALL

ANNA

SCRIPTS CAN HIT A WALL

NEIL

STARS MAY PASS,

ANNA

OR FIRE YOUR ASS

NEIL

AND WEEKLY GROSSES FALL
BUT WHEN THEY HIT
YOU MUST ADMIT
THEY SOMETIMES CHANGE YOUR VIEW A BIT
IN WAYS BOTH BIG AND SMALL

ANNA

HAVE A BALL!

NEIL

MOVING PICTURES
MILLIONS OF PIXELS ON SCREENS
THEY MAY NOT BE REAL LIFE
BUT THEY SHOW YOU WHAT LIFE REALLY MEANS
MORE THAN ANY ONE IMAGE
MORE THAN ANY ONE STAR
TRULY MOVING PICTURES
SHAPE WHO WE ARE

WHETHER WE’RE
BIG BRAINED AND BRITISH
OR HIKING AND SKITTISH
A LEGENDARY LEADER
A BIRDMAN IN A THEATER
A BOY WE WATCH BECOME A MAN
A HERO OF AFGHANISTAN
A WEALTHY PHILANTHROPIC CREEP
MAGIC MERYL F-ING STREEP
LOBBY BOYS AND BLEEDING DRUMMERS
ALL THESE AWESOME UP AND COMERS

WHO WILL GET A STATUE?
RESULTS ARE COMING AT YOU
AT THE 87^th OSCARS MOVING PICTURE SHOW!